Food menu
Lil’ Appetite
Cereal killers | 3 
Chocopops or Frosties w. milk
Greek yoghurt w. fruit | 6
ADD: Homemade granola +2
NO yoghurt -1,5
Croissant | 3
w. Strawberry jam
CEREAL KILLERS | 3
Chocopops or Frosties w. milk
GREEK YOGHURT W. FRUIT | 3
ADD: Homemade granola + 2
CROISSANT | 3
Croissant w. strawberry jam
Eggs
Eggs Benedict | 9,5
2 poached cold smoked eggs w. ham & hollandaise sauce served on a croissant
Eggs Norwegian | 9,5
2 poached eggs w. smoked salmon & hollandaise sauce served on a croissant
Eggs Florentine | 8,5
2 poached cold smoked eggs w. raw spinach & hollandaise sauce served on a croissant
TEDS TIP: Add Portobello +2,5
Triple omega | 9,5
2 poached eggs, avocado, smoked salmon & togarashi sprinklez served on a slice of sourdough toast
Breakfast burrito | 9,5
3 eggs scrambled, bacon, cheddar, homemade tomato salsa rolled in a wrap w. guac & sour cream
Bec Bagel | 9,5
Bacon, 2 eggs omelet style w. Cheddar cheese, Flaming hot Cheeto’s & Thousand Island Mayo
EGGS BENEDICT | 9,5
2 poached cold smoked eggs w. ham & hollandaise sauce served on a croissant
EGGS FLORENTINE | 8,5
2 poached cold smoked eggs w. raw spinach & hollandaise sauce served on a croissant
TEDS TIP: Add Portobello +2,5
TRIPLE OMEGA | 9,5
2 poached eggs, avocado, smoked salmon & togarashi sprinklez served on a slice of sourdough toast
BREAKFAST BURRITO | 9,5
3 eggs scrambled, bacon, cheddar, homemade tomato salsa rolled in a wrap w. guac & sour cream
BEC BAGEL | 9,5
Bacon, 2 eggs omelet style w. Cheddar cheese, Flaming hot Cheeto’s & Thousand Island Mayo
WAFFLE FRIES #1 | 4,5
topped w. Zaanse mayo
WAFFLE FRIES #2 | 5,5
topped w. Parmesan + truffle mayo on top
WAFFLE FRIES #3 | 6
topped w. Cheese sauce + bacon flakes + thousand island mayo
PHILLY CHEESE STEAK | 12,5
Diced beef w. cheddar cheese, onions & jalapeño mayo
TEDS TIP: Swap the beef for Portobello, hungover veggie’s dream come true
TEDS CLUB | 12,75
Pulled chicken spread, bacon, lettuce, tomate, pickles, egg, cheese & Zaanse mayo served on whole wheat toast
CHICKEN AVOCADO | 12
Grilled chicken thigh strips Cajun flavored w. avocado guac, red onion & chili mayo
CHICKEN KATSU | 12,5
Crispy fried panko chicken filet w. Katsu sauce, red cabbage, Dutch lettuce & samurai mayo served on brioche
RENDANG CROQUETTE | 11,75
Rendang croquettes w. lime, red chili pepper & mango curry sauce
ARTICHOKE | 11,5
Artichoke hearts simmered in garlic oil w. hummus & spinach (VEGAN)
ROASTED BELL PEPPER | 11,5
Roasted bell pepper w. hummus, cherry tomatoes, coriander, fried chickpea’s & sprouts (VEGAN)
ALL IN CEASAR SALAD | 14,5
Crunchy Romaine lettuce, bacon, anchovies, croutons, grilled chicken thigh strips, poached egg & parmesan
COBB SALAD | 14,5
Dutch lettuce, avocado, bacon, grilled chicken thighs, parmesan cheese, poached egg, cherry tomatoes & Teds COBB dressing
ORIGINAL FRENCH TOAST | 11
Brioche w. bacon, banana & maple syrup
TEDS TIP: add Scrambled Eggs +1,5
FRIED CHICKEN FRENCH TOAST | 12,5
Sugarloaf w. karaage fried chicken, maple & sriracha drizzles
VEGAN FRENCH TOAST | 11
Sourdough soaked in almond milk w. seasonal fruits, cinnamon sugar & maple syrup
CHURRO BANANA PANCAKES | 11
Banana slices, Cinnamon sugar all over & Nutella drizzlez
OREO BANANA PANCAKES | 11
Banana slices, Oreo crumble & Nutella drizzlez
MONSTER CHRISTO | 9
Fried smoked egg
Gruyere|Emmentaler|Cheddar cheese mix
Bread slice
Jam&ham&cheese
Bread slice
Chickenspread&cheese
Break slice
MADAM | 7,5
Fried egg
Gruyere|Emmentaler|Cheddar cheese mix
Bread slice
Ham&cheese
Bread slice
CEREAL KILLERS | 3
Chocopops or Frosties w. milk
EGGY ANY STYLE | 3,5
1 fried, boiled or scrambled egg served w. toast or bread soldiers
TEDDIE TOAST | 2,5
Country white or whole wheat sourdough toast w. peanut butter or jam or Nutella or cheese
MONKEY FACE | 2,5
1 banana pancake w. Nutella & banana
Sides
Waffle fries #1 | 4,5
Topped w. Zaanse mayo
Waffle fries #2 | 5,5
Topped w. parmesan + truffle mayo on top
Waffle fries #3 | 6
Topped w. cheese sauce + bacon flakes + thousand island mayo
BACON | 2,5
Sandwiches
Our sandwiches are served on artisanal organic sourdough toast from BroodvanMenno (unless mentioned otherwise)
Philly Cheese Steak | 12,5
Diced beef w. cheddar cheese, onions & jalapeño mayo
TEDS TIP: Swap the beef for Portobello, hungover veggie’s dream come true
Teds Club | 12,75
Pulled chicken spread, bacon, lettuce, tomate, pickles, egg, cheese & Zaanse mayo served on whole wheat toast
Chicken Avocado | 12
Grilled chicken thigh strips Cajun flavored w. avocado guac, red onion & chili mayo
Chicken Katsu | 12,5
Crispy fried panko chicken filet w. Katsu sauce, red cabbage, Dutch lettuce & samurai mayo served on brioche
Rendang Croquette | 11,75
Rendang croquettes w. lime, red chili pepper & mango curry sauce
Artichoke | 11,5
Artichoke hearts simmered in garlic oil w. hummus & spinach (VEGAN)
Roasted bell pepper | 11,5
Roasted bell pepper w. hummus, cherry tomatoes, coriander, fried chickpea’s & sprouts (VEGAN)
Pssst. we have gluten free toast for those who suffer from celiac disease
Salads
All in Caesar salad | 14,5
Crunchy Romaine lettuce, bacon, anchovies, croutons, grilled chicken thigh strips, poached egg & parmesan
Teds Cobb Salad | 14,5
Dutch lettuce, avocado, bacon, grilled chicken thighs, parmesan cheese, poached egg, cherry tomatoes & Teds COBB dressing
Sweet Faves
Teds Original French Toast | 11
Brioche w. bacon, banana & maple syrup
TEDS TIP: add Scrambled Eggs +1,5
Teds fried chicken french toast | 12,5
Sugarloaf w. karaage fried chicken, maple & sriracha drizzles
Vegan french toast | 11
Sourdough soaked in almond milk w. seasonal fruits, cinnamon sugar & maple syrup
Churrrrro Banana pancakes | 11
Banana slices, Cinnamon sugar all over & Nutella drizzlez
Ooooohreoo Banana Pancakes | 11
Banana slices, Oreo crumble & Nutella drizzlez
NO SUBWAY
Our recipes have been put together with a lot of love & we strongly believe that we have something on the menu for everybody.
We recommend you not to change an item unless it’s a TEDS Tip.
If you do feel the need to change the recipe, this is possible, but we’ll have to charge a bit extra (+1) for slowing down the process in the kitchen + the costs of the requested ingredient(s).
Leaving out an ingredient = free
(if you, for example, think coriander tastes like soap)
Sorry for the discomfort upfront, we ain’t Subway.
Croques
MONSTER CHRISTO | 9
Fried smoked egg
Gruyere|Emmentaler|Cheddar cheese mix
Bread slice
Jam&ham&cheese
Bread slice
Chickenspread&cheese
Break slice
psssst. Teds is not liable for any cardiological abnormalities after your encounter w. the Christo
MADAM | 9
Fried egg
Gruyere|Emmentaler|Cheddar cheese mix
Bread slice
Ham&cheese
Bread slice
For those kiddo’s
Under 12y only #sorrynotsorry
Cereal killers | 3
Chocopops or Frosties w. milk
Eggy any style | 3,5
1 fried, boiled or scrambled egg served w. toast or bread soldiers
Teddie toast | 2,5
Country white or whole wheat sourdough toast w. peanut butter or jam or Nutella or cheese
Monkey face | 2,5
1 banana pancake w. Nutella & banana
Please talk dirty.. uhh Dutch to me
Nog een mimosa graag:
One more Mimosa please, darling know your brunch essentials
Het is hier fantastisch:
I love it here! Something we most def. like to hear you say.
Kater:
A male Cate or a hangover.
In case of a KATER, order an Espresso Martini and you’ll be fine.
Super gezellig:
No direct translation, Dutchies say it when they are having a blast.
Graag gedaan:
You’re welcome! Said when done with a favour!
We’d love to hear you pronounce this one with the Dutch “hard G”.