Food menu
Have a look at our mouthwatering food menu. If you click the little icon behind the text, a photo of the dish will appear, so you can have a quick preview about the deliciousness that might be coming your way!
Lil’ Appetite
Greek yoghurt w. fruit | 6,5 
ADD: homemade granola +2,50
NO yoghurt -1,5
Croissant | 3,95 
w. strawberry jam

GREEK YOGHURT W. FRUIT | 6,5 
ADD: Homemade granola + 2,50

CROISSANT | 3,95 
Croissant w. strawberry jam
Eggs
Eggs Benedict | 11,95 
2 Poached eggs w. ham & Hollandaise sauce served on a croissant
Eggs Norwegian | 12,95 
2 Poached eggs w. smoked salmon & Hollandaise sauce served on a croissant
Eggs Florentine | 11,95 
2 Poached eggs, spinach simmered in garlic oil & Hollandaise sauce served on a slice of sourdough toast
TEDS TIP: add chestnut mushrooms +2
Triple omega | 12,95 
2 Poached eggs, avocado, smoked salmon served on a slice of sourdough toast
TEDS TIP: add Hollandaise sauce +2,5
Breakfast burrito | 10,95 
3 Eggs scrambled, bacon, cheddar, homemade tomato salsa w. guac & sour cream rolled in a wrap
Turkish eggs | 9,95 
2 sunny side up in crispy chili fried Eggs, yoghurt w. a little garlic flavor, dille, spring onion, crispy chili oil & a slice of Sourdough toast – Afiyet Olsun sunshines
Bec Bagel | 10,95 
Bacon, 2 eggs omelet style w. cheddar cheese, flaming hot Doritos & Thousand Island mayo
Pulled beef poached eggs | 13,95 
Pulled Beef w. 2 poached eggs, Teds homemade Salsa & bacon flakes served on a slice of Sourdough – Protein power baby!

CAKES | 5
NY cheesecake | Carrot cake | Chocolate cake

CHOCOLATE BROWNIE | 5

ICE POPS | 3
Mango Passion | Choco cookie dough |
Elderflower Raspberry | Blueberry Cheesecake
Sides & Snacks
Twister fries #1 | 6
Topped w. Zaanse mayo
Twister fries #2 | 6,5
Topped w. parmesan + truffle mayo on top
BACON | 3
Bitterballen | 6,5
7 Per portion served w. Mustard
Kaasstengels | 6,5
7 Per portion served w. Chili sauce
Karaage Chicken | 6,5
5 Per portion served w. Samurai mayo
Vegan nugget | 6,5
7 Per portion served w. Vegan mayo
Sandwiches
Our sandwiches are served on artisanal organic sourdough toast from BroodvanMenno (unless mentioned otherwise)
Philly Cheese Steak | 12,95 
Diced beef w. cheddar cheese, onions & jalapeño mayo
TEDS TIP: Swap the beef for chestnut mushrooms, hungover veggie’s dream come true
TEDS TIP 2: Add fried egg +1,5
Chicken Avocado | 12,95 
Grilled chicken thigh strips Cajun flavored w. avocado guac, red onion & chili mayo
Chicken Katsu | 13,95 
Crispy fried panko chicken filet w. Katsu sauce, red cabbage, Dutch lettuce & samurai mayo served on brioche
Croquettes & shrooms | 12,95 
Cas & Kas’s croquettes – can’t tell they’re vegan – Avo mash w. Chestnut mushrooms simmered in garlic parsley oil & tarragon mayo drizzled served on sourdough toast (VEGAN)
Ricotta Pumpkin sandwich | 12,95 
Teds seasonal sandwich w. roasted Pumpkin, Ricotta cheese, some garlic oil, honey drizzles, chili flakes & cress served on a slice of Sourdough toast
Donut fried chicken | 12,95 
Sweet Chili glazed donuts w. Karaage fried chicken & a maple shot – AMAZEBALLS AF
Croque madam | 8,95 
Fried egg, Gruyere + Emmentaler + Cheddar cheese mix + ham & cheese in the middle of white slices of casino bread
Croque WANITA | 9,95 
Croque Madam Indonesian style w. slow cooked beef Rendang, melted cheese, some more cheese & our famous croque cheese mixture topped w. a crispy fried chili egg on top, served w. samurai mayo – OhBoyOhJoy!!
Pssst. we have gluten free toast for those who suffer from celiac disease
Gluten free selection to choose from
Eggs
Eggs Benedict, Norwegian & Florentine will be served on a gluten free toast instead of a croissant. Eggcelent dishes!
Sandwiches
Our Triple Omega, Philly Cheese Steak, SS’22 Fall/Winter sandwich, Turkish eggs and Croque Madame will be prepared by our chefs with gluten free toast for you to enjoy!
Salads
TEDS FULLY LOADED CEASAR SALAD | 14,5 
Crunchy romaine lettuce w. Teds homemade Caesar dressing, grilled chicken thigh, bacon, anchovies, poached egg, croutons & Parmesan cheese.
Sweet Faves
Teds Original French Toast | 12,95 
Brioche w. bacon, banana & maple syrup
TEDS TIP: add Scrambled Eggs +1,5
Churro french toast | 12,95 
Brioche French Toast, twisted & turned in cinnamon sugar, Nutella drizzle & banana topped up w. Chocolate Pretzels
Vegan french toast | 12,95 
Sourdough soaked in almond milk w. seasonal fruits, cinnamon sugar & maple syrup
SS’22 Fall/winter french toast | 13,95 
Teds seasonal French toast w. blueberries, caramel sauce, banana & pecan nuts
Teds Tip: Add a scoop of Cinnamon Ice Cream +2
OMG only the best combo ever!
Sweets
Cakes | 5 
Vegan Cheese cake | NY Cheese cake | Carrot cake | Chocolate cake
Chocolate brownie | 5 
Ice Pops by IJsbaart | 3 
Mango Passion | Choco cookie dough
Elderflower Raspberry | Blueberry Cheesecake
Pssst…
Did you know our Carrot and Chocolate cake are gluten free?
NO SUBWAY
Our recipes have been put together with a lot of love & we strongly believe that we have something on the menu for everybody.
We recommend you not to change an item unless it’s a TEDS Tip.
If you do feel the need to change the recipe, this is possible, but we’ll have to charge a bit extra (+1) for slowing down the process in the kitchen + the costs of the requested ingredient(s).
Leaving out an ingredient = free
(if you, for example, think coriander tastes like soap)
Sorry for the discomfort upfront, we ain’t Subway.
For those kiddo’s
Under 12y only #sorrynotsorry
Eggy any style | 3,95
1 Fried, boiled or scrambled egg served w. toast or bread soldiers
Teddie toast | 3,95
Country white or whole wheat sourdough toast w. peanut butter or jam or Nutella or cheese
Monkey face | 3,95
French toast w. Nutella & banana
Please talk dirty.. uhh Dutch to me
Nog een mimosa graag:
One more Mimosa please, darling know your brunch essentials
Het is hier fantastisch:
I love it here! Something we most def. like to hear you say.
Kater:
A male Cat or a hangover.
In case of a KATER, order an Espresso Martini and you’ll be fine.
Super gezellig:
No direct translation, Dutchies say it when they are having a blast.
Graag gedaan:
You’re welcome! Said when done with a favour!
We’d love to hear you pronounce this one with the Dutch “hard G”.