Food menu
Have a look at our mouthwatering food menu. If you click the little icon behind the text, a photo of the dish will appear, so you can have a quick preview about the deliciousness that might be coming your way!
Lil’ Appetite
Greek yoghurt w. fruit | 6,5 
ADD: homemade granola +2,50
NO yoghurt -1,5
Croissant | 3,95
w. strawberry jam
GREEK YOGHURT W. FRUIT | 6,5
ADD: Homemade granola + 2,50
CROISSANT | 3,95
Croissant w. strawberry jam
Eggs
Eggs Benedict | 11,95
2 Poached eggs w. ham & Hollandaise sauce served on a croissant
Eggs Norwegian | 12,95
2 Poached eggs w. smoked salmon & Hollandaise sauce served on a croissant
Eggs Florentine | 11,95
2 Poached eggs, spinach simmered in garlic oil & Hollandaise sauce served on a slice of sourdough toast
TEDS TIP: add chestnut mushrooms +2
Triple omega | 12,95
2 Poached eggs, avocado, smoked salmon served on a slice of sourdough toast
TEDS TIP: add Hollandaise sauce +2,5
Breakfast burrito | 10,95
3 Eggs scrambled, bacon, cheddar, homemade tomato salsa w. guac & sour cream rolled in a wrap
Turkish eggs | 9,95
2 sunny side up in crispy chili fried Eggs, yoghurt w. a little garlic flavor, dille, spring onion, crispy chili oil & a slice of Sourdough toast – Afiyet Olsun sunshines
Bec Bagel | 10,95
Bacon, 2 eggs omelet style w. cheddar cheese, flaming hot Doritos & Thousand Island mayo
Pulled beef poached eggs | 13,95
Pulled Beef w. 2 poached eggs, Teds homemade Salsa & bacon flakes served on a slice of Sourdough – Protein power baby!
GOING DUTCH: Paying separately, something the whole world thinks we Dutchies often do. This is not common to do so in the Netherlands. It’s not possible to pay separately at Teds when it’s busy. We can split the bill in two payments max. Most Dutchies use “TIKKIE”, one picks-up the bill and send the others a payment request.
EGGS BENEDICT | 11,95
2 Poached eggs w. ham & Hollandaise sauce served on a croissant
EGGS FLORENTINE | 11,95
2 Poached smoked eggs, spinach simmered in garlic oil & Hollandaise sauce served on a slice of sourdough toast
TEDS TIP: Add chestnut mushrooms +2
TRIPLE OMEGA | 12,95
2 poached eggs, avocado, smoked salmon on a slice of sourdough toast
TEDS TIP: Add Hollandaise sauce +2,5
BREAKFAST BURRITO | 10,95
3 eggs scrambled, bacon, cheddar, homemade tomato salsa w. guac & sour cream rolled in a wrap
PULLED BEEF POACHED EGGS | 13,95
Pulled Beef w. 2 poached eggs, Teds homemade Salsa & bacon flakes served on a slice of Sourdough – Protein power baby!
BEC BAGEL | 10,95
Bacon, 2 eggs omelet style w. cheddar cheese & flaming hot Dorito’s. Pssst we’ve put some extra sauce & dorito crumble for you to dip in.
WAFFLE FRIES #1 | 6
Topped w. Zaanse mayo
WAFFLE FRIES #2 | 6,5
Topped w. Parmesan + truffle mayo on top
TURKISH EGGS | 9,95
2 sunny side up in crispy chili fried Eggs, yoghurt w. a little garlic flavor, dille, spring onion, crispy chili oil & a slice of Sourdough toast – Afiyet Olsun sunshines
PHILLY CHEESE STEAK | 12,95
Diced beef w. cheddar cheese, onions & jalapeño mayo
TEDS TIP: swap the beef for Portobello, hungover veggie’s dream come true
CHICKEN AVOCADO | 12,95
Grilled chicken thigh strips Cajun flavored w. avocado guac, red onion & chili mayo
CHICKEN KATSU | 13,95
Crispy fried panko chicken filet w. Katsu sauce, red cabbage, Dutch lettuce & samurai mayo served on brioche
CROQUETTES & SHROOMS | 12,95
Cas & Kas’s croquettes – can’t tell they’re vegan – Avo mash w. chestnut mushrooms shimmered in garlic parsley oil & tarragon mayo drizzled served on sourdough toast (VEGAN)
DONUT FRIED CHICKEN | 12,95
Sweet Chili glazed donuts w. Karaage fried chicken & a maple shot – AMAZEBALLS AF
CROQUE MADAME | 8,95
Fried egg, Gruyere + Emmentaler + cheddar cheese mix + ham & cheese in the middle of white slices of casino bread
CROQUE WANITA | 9,95
Croque Madam Indonesian style w. slow cooked beef Rendang, melted cheese, some more cheese & our famous croque cheese mixture topped w. a crispy fried chili egg on top, served w. samurai mayo – OhBoyOhJoy!!
CEASAR SALAD | 14,5
Crunchy romaine lettuce w. Teds homemade Caesar dressing, grilled chicken thigh, bacon, anchovies, poached egg, croutons & Parmesan cheese
ORIGINAL FRENCH TOAST | 12,95
Brioche w. bacon, banana & maple syrup
TEDS TIP: add Scrambled Eggs +1,5
CHURRO FRENCH TOAST | 12,95
Brioche French Toast, twisted & turned in cinnamon sugar, Nutella drizzle & banana topped up w. Chocolate Pretzels
VEGAN FRENCH TOAST | 12,95
Sourdough soaked in almond milk w. seasonal fruits, cinnamon sugar & maple syrup
SS’22 FALL/WINTER FRENCH TOAST | 13,95
Teds seasonal French toast w. blueberries, caramel sauce, banana & pecan nuts
Teds Tip: add a scoop of Cinnamon Ice Cream +2
OMG only the best combo ever!
SS’22 FALL/WINTER ed. SANDWICH | 12,95
Teds seasonal sandwich w. roasted Pumpkin, Ricotta cheese, some garlic oil, honey drizzles, chili flakes & cress served on a slice of Sourdough toast
KIDS EGGY ANY STYLE | 3,95
1 fried, boiled or scrambled egg served w. toast or bread soldiers
TEDDIE TOAST | 3,95
Country white or whole wheat sourdough toast w. peanut butter or jam or Nutella or cheese
MONKEY FACE | 3,95
French toast w. Nutella & banana
CAKES | 5
NY cheesecake | Carrot cake | Chocolate cake
CHOCOLATE BROWNIE | 5
ICE POPS | 3
Mango Passion | Choco cookie dough |
Elderflower Raspberry | Blueberry Cheesecake
Sides & Snacks
Waffle fries #1 | 6
Topped w. Zaanse mayo
Waffle fries #2 | 6,5
Topped w. parmesan + truffle mayo on top
BACON | 3
Bitterballen | 6,5
7 Per portion served w. Mustard
Kaasstengels | 6,5
7 Per portion served w. Chili sauce
Karaage Chicken | 6,5
5 Per portion served w. Samurai mayo
Vegan nugget | 6,5
7 Per portion served w. Vegan mayo
Sandwiches
Our sandwiches are served on artisanal organic sourdough toast from BroodvanMenno (unless mentioned otherwise)
Philly Cheese Steak | 12,95
Diced beef w. cheddar cheese, onions & jalapeño mayo
TEDS TIP: Swap the beef for chestnut mushrooms, hungover veggie’s dream come true
TEDS TIP 2: Add fried egg +1,5
Chicken Avocado | 12,95
Grilled chicken thigh strips Cajun flavored w. avocado guac, red onion & chili mayo
Chicken Katsu | 13,95
Crispy fried panko chicken filet w. Katsu sauce, red cabbage, Dutch lettuce & samurai mayo served on brioche
Croquettes & shrooms | 12,95
Cas & Kas’s croquettes – can’t tell they’re vegan – Avo mash w. Chestnut mushrooms simmered in garlic parsley oil & tarragon mayo drizzled served on sourdough toast (VEGAN)
Ricotta Pumpkin sandwich | 12,95
Teds seasonal sandwich w. roasted Pumpkin, Ricotta cheese, some garlic oil, honey drizzles, chili flakes & cress served on a slice of Sourdough toast
Donut fried chicken | 12,95
Sweet Chili glazed donuts w. Karaage fried chicken & a maple shot – AMAZEBALLS AF
Croque madam | 8,95
Fried egg, Gruyere + Emmentaler + Cheddar cheese mix + ham & cheese in the middle of white slices of casino bread
Croque WANITA | 9,95
Croque Madam Indonesian style w. slow cooked beef Rendang, melted cheese, some more cheese & our famous croque cheese mixture topped w. a crispy fried chili egg on top, served w. samurai mayo – OhBoyOhJoy!!
Pssst. we have gluten free toast for those who suffer from celiac disease
Gluten free selection to choose from
Eggs
Eggs Benedict, Norwegian & Florentine will be served on a gluten free toast instead of a croissant. Eggcelent dishes!
Sandwiches
Our Triple Omega, Philly Cheese Steak, SS’22 Fall/Winter sandwich, Turkish eggs and Croque Madame will be prepared by our chefs with gluten free toast for you to enjoy!
Salads
TEDS FULLY LOADED CEASAR SALAD | 14,5
Crunchy romaine lettuce w. Teds homemade Caesar dressing, grilled chicken thigh, bacon, anchovies, poached egg, croutons & Parmesan cheese.
Sweet Faves
Teds Original French Toast | 12,95
Brioche w. bacon, banana & maple syrup
TEDS TIP: add Scrambled Eggs +1,5
Churro french toast | 12,95
Brioche French Toast, twisted & turned in cinnamon sugar, Nutella drizzle & banana topped up w. Chocolate Pretzels
Vegan french toast | 12,95
Sourdough soaked in almond milk w. seasonal fruits, cinnamon sugar & maple syrup
SS’22 Fall/winter french toast | 13,95
Teds seasonal French toast w. blueberries, caramel sauce, banana & pecan nuts
Teds Tip: Add a scoop of Cinnamon Ice Cream +2
OMG only the best combo ever!
Sweets
Cakes | 5
Vegan Cheese cake | NY Cheese cake | Carrot cake | Chocolate cake
Chocolate brownie | 5
Ice Pops by IJsbaart | 3
Mango Passion | Choco cookie dough
Elderflower Raspberry | Blueberry Cheesecake
Pssst…
Did you know our Carrot and Chocolate cake are gluten free?
NO SUBWAY
Our recipes have been put together with a lot of love & we strongly believe that we have something on the menu for everybody.
We recommend you not to change an item unless it’s a TEDS Tip.
If you do feel the need to change the recipe, this is possible, but we’ll have to charge a bit extra (+1) for slowing down the process in the kitchen + the costs of the requested ingredient(s).
Leaving out an ingredient = free
(if you, for example, think coriander tastes like soap)
Sorry for the discomfort upfront, we ain’t Subway.
For those kiddo’s
Under 12y only #sorrynotsorry
Eggy any style | 3,95
1 Fried, boiled or scrambled egg served w. toast or bread soldiers
Teddie toast | 3,95
Country white or whole wheat sourdough toast w. peanut butter or jam or Nutella or cheese
Monkey face | 3,95
French toast w. Nutella & banana
Please talk dirty.. uhh Dutch to me
Nog een mimosa graag:
One more Mimosa please, darling know your brunch essentials
Het is hier fantastisch:
I love it here! Something we most def. like to hear you say.
Kater:
A male Cat or a hangover.
In case of a KATER, order an Espresso Martini and you’ll be fine.
Super gezellig:
No direct translation, Dutchies say it when they are having a blast.
Graag gedaan:
You’re welcome! Said when done with a favour!
We’d love to hear you pronounce this one with the Dutch “hard G”.