Food menu

Have a look at our mouthwatering food menu. If you click the little icon behind the text, a photo of the dish will appear, so you can have a quick preview about the deliciousness that might be coming your way!

Lil’ Appetite

Greek yoghurt w. fruit | 6,5 Food 1

ADD: homemade granola +2,50
NO yoghurt -1,5

Croissant | 3,95 Food 2

w. strawberry jam


Eggs Benedict | 11,95 Food 5

2 Poached eggs w. ham & Hollandaise sauce served on a croissant

Eggs Norwegian | 12,95 Food 6

2 Poached eggs w. smoked salmon & Hollandaise sauce served on a croissant

Eggs Florentine | 11,95 Food 7

2 Poached eggs, spinach simmered in garlic oil & Hollandaise sauce served on a slice of sourdough toast
TEDS TIP: add chestnut mushrooms +2

Triple omega | 12,95 Food 8

2 Poached eggs, avocado, smoked salmon served on a slice of sourdough toast
TEDS TIP: add Hollandaise sauce +2,5

Breakfast burrito | 10,95 Food 9

3 Eggs scrambled, bacon, cheddar, homemade tomato salsa w. guac & sour cream rolled in a wrap

Turkish eggs | 9,95 Food 10

2 sunny side up in crispy chili fried Eggs, yoghurt w. a little garlic flavor, dille, spring onion, crispy chili oil & a slice of Sourdough toast – Afiyet Olsun sunshines

Bec Bagel | 10,95 Food 11

Bacon, 2 eggs omelet style w. cheddar cheese, flaming hot Doritos & Thousand Island mayo

Pulled beef poached eggs | 13,95 Food 12

Pulled Beef w. 2 poached eggs, Teds homemade Salsa & bacon flakes served on a slice of Sourdough – Protein power baby!

GOING DUTCH: Paying separately, something the whole world thinks we Dutchies often do. This is not common to do so in the Netherlands. It’s not possible to pay separately at Teds when it’s busy. We can split the bill in two payments max. Most Dutchies use “TIKKIE”, one picks-up the bill and send the others a payment request.

Sides & Snacks

Food 27 Waffle fries #1 | 6

Topped w. Zaanse mayo

Food 29 Waffle fries #2 | 6,5

Topped w. parmesan + truffle mayo on top


Bitterballen | 6,5

7 Per portion served w. Mustard

Kaasstengels | 6,5

7 Per portion served w. Chili sauce

Karaage Chicken | 6,5

5 Per portion served w. Samurai mayo

Vegan nugget | 6,5

7 Per portion served w. Vegan mayo


Our sandwiches are served on artisanal organic sourdough toast from BroodvanMenno (unless mentioned otherwise)

Philly Cheese Steak | 12,95 Food 33

Diced beef w. cheddar cheese, onions & jalapeño mayo
TEDS TIP: Swap the beef for chestnut mushrooms, hungover veggie’s dream come true
TEDS TIP 2: Add fried egg +1,5

Chicken Avocado | 12,95 Food 35

Grilled chicken thigh strips Cajun flavored w. avocado guac, red onion & chili mayo

Chicken Katsu | 13,95 Food 37

Crispy fried panko chicken filet w. Katsu sauce, red cabbage, Dutch lettuce & samurai mayo served on brioche

Croquettes & shrooms | 12,95 Food 39

Cas & Kas’s croquettes – can’t tell they’re vegan – Avo mash w. Chestnut mushrooms simmered in garlic parsley oil & tarragon mayo drizzled served on sourdough toast (VEGAN)

Ricotta Pumpkin sandwich | 12,95 Food 57

Teds seasonal sandwich w. roasted Pumpkin, Ricotta cheese, some garlic oil, honey drizzles, chili flakes & cress served on a slice of Sourdough toast

Donut fried chicken | 12,95 Food 41

Sweet Chili glazed donuts w. Karaage fried chicken & a maple shot – AMAZEBALLS AF

Croque madam | 8,95 Food 73

Fried egg, Gruyere + Emmentaler + Cheddar cheese mix + ham & cheese in the middle of white slices of casino bread

Croque WANITA | 9,95 Food 45

Croque Madam Indonesian style w. slow cooked beef Rendang, melted cheese, some more cheese & our famous croque cheese mixture topped w. a crispy fried chili egg on top, served w. samurai mayo – OhBoyOhJoy!!

Pssst. we have gluten free toast for those who suffer from celiac disease

Gluten free selection to choose from


Eggs Benedict, Norwegian & Florentine will be served on a gluten free toast instead of a croissant. Eggcelent dishes!


Our Triple Omega, Philly Cheese Steak, SS’22 Fall/Winter sandwich, Turkish eggs and Croque Madame will be prepared by our chefs with gluten free toast for you to enjoy!



Crunchy romaine lettuce w. Teds homemade Caesar dressing, grilled chicken thigh, bacon, anchovies, poached egg, croutons & Parmesan cheese.

Sweet Faves

Teds Original French Toast | 12,95 Food 49

Brioche w. bacon, banana & maple syrup
TEDS TIP: add Scrambled Eggs +1,5

Churro french toast | 12,95 Food 51

Brioche French Toast, twisted & turned in cinnamon sugar, Nutella drizzle & banana topped up w. Chocolate Pretzels

Vegan french toast | 12,95 Food 53

Sourdough soaked in almond milk w. seasonal fruits, cinnamon sugar & maple syrup

SS’22 Fall/winter french toast | 13,95 Food 55

Teds seasonal French toast w. blueberries, caramel sauce, banana & pecan nuts
Teds Tip: Add a scoop of Cinnamon Ice Cream +2
OMG only the best combo ever!



Cakes | 5 Food 80

Vegan Cheese cake | NY Cheese cake | Carrot cake | Chocolate cake

Chocolate brownie | 5 Food 81

Ice Pops by IJsbaart | 3 Food 82

Mango Passion | Choco cookie dough
Elderflower Raspberry | Blueberry Cheesecake

Did you know our Carrot and Chocolate cake are gluten free?


Our recipes have been put together with a lot of love & we strongly believe that we have something on the menu for everybody.
We recommend you not to change an item unless it’s a TEDS Tip.
If you do feel the need to change the recipe, this is possible, but we’ll have to charge a bit extra (+1) for slowing down the process in the kitchen + the costs of the requested ingredient(s).

Leaving out an ingredient = free
(if you, for example, think coriander tastes like soap)

Sorry for the discomfort upfront, we ain’t Subway.

For those kiddo’s

Under 12y only #sorrynotsorry

Food 83 Eggy any style | 3,95

1 Fried, boiled or scrambled egg served w. toast or bread soldiers

Food 61 Teddie toast | 3,95

Country white or whole wheat sourdough toast w. peanut butter or jam or Nutella or cheese

Food 85 Monkey face | 3,95

French toast w. Nutella & banana

Please talk dirty.. uhh Dutch to me

Nog een mimosa graag:

One more Mimosa please, darling know your brunch essentials

Het is hier fantastisch:

I love it here! Something we most def. like to hear you say.


A male Cat or a hangover.
In case of a KATER, order an Espresso Martini and you’ll be fine.

Super gezellig:

No direct translation, Dutchies say it when they are having a blast.

Graag gedaan:

You’re welcome! Said when done with a favour!
We’d love to hear you pronounce this one with the Dutch “hard G”.